the best part for me is the utter shock of the server
THIS CANNOT BE
MERE ANARCHY IS LOOSED UPON THE WORLD
This man is just like traumatized for life like-
He has to go into counseling for this shit
His family and friends and even coworkers feel alienated
“Henry we talked about this-“
“HE TOOK THE ICE CREAM WITH HIS HANDS”
“Henry that’s what he’s supposed to do-“
“I DON’T UNDERSTAND WHY HE ORDERED A CONE IF HE WAS JUST GONNA TAKE THE ICE CREAM-“
“If he gave you the money that’s what he’s supposed to d-“
“A CUP IS 50 CENTS CHEAPER”
He never has healthy relationships with anyone ever again.
His life has been defined by this moment.
This poor guy
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The difference between One Direction and a real band, Asking Alexandria
- One Direction: 5 teenage boys who don't play any instruments, just sing. They sing songs which they didn't even write, that were written for them. Dance around on stage just singing, singing songs about about girls and love in which all of their songs are the same. They are NOT a band.
- Asking Alexandria: 5 boys- one singer who sings clean and unclean vocals, one guitar player who does back up singing, another guitar player, a bass player, and a drummer. They write their own music and its not all about girls, their lyrics are meaningful- about their struggles with drugs and alcohol, never being alone and always having someone by your side, becoming the person you are today based on the things you've been through. Those are meaningful lyrics that are worth listening to. They give their all on stage and you can definitely tell during their performance. They are 5 talented men who deserve more recognition than One Direction, who clearly have no talent. Asking Alexandria is the perfect example of a real band. They are "a shiny example of rock and roll."
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- mom: in 10 years you'll look back on how much money you spent on merchandise and concert tickets and you'll say-
- me: i can't believe i used to have to pay to interact with my husband
- mom:
- me:
- mom: what
- me: nothing
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Johnny Depp as Captain Jack Sparrow (2011)
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Shouting out to the funny fucker weather man on BBC
“Well we might not have won Eurovision, but we sure beat most of Europe in a game of weather today!”
4 for you BBC weather man, you go BBC weather man!
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Eurovision Twitter feed (via clenchinglegolas)(via lyzsiland)
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